互联网人爽点一览.pdf

旧城等待， 2023-02-20 02:21 138阅读 0赞

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做互联网人，难不难？

**求用户上线促活的互联网人，过得比求小贩上街摆摊的城管还难！**

但生活总是如此，有苦也有甜。

**经常被工作生活和bug逼到绝路的互联网人，也有很多爽到颤抖的时刻！**

就比如......

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代码一遍run过，0 warning 0 error。

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同学聚会说出工资的时候。

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自己commit的代码被大神项目merge。

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需求文档清晰明确，从提出到完成没变过，

做完还被PM夸代码写得优雅。

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**“产品一天没找我！”**

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产品上线一周，就进了APP STORE前十。

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技术乖乖地改了需求。

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挡了老板的需求，老板还夸挡得好！

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出了一本讲产品的书，

从”经理“转型”作家“。

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**“你简直就是用户肚子里的蛔虫！”**

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主编审稿一稿过。

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**客户爸爸审稿一稿过！！**

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起标题时文思如尿崩。

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推送发出去一小时，火速10万+！

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红到被大号蹭热点。

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跟设计吵架，**吵赢了。**

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跟技术吵架，**吵赢了。**

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跟市场吵架，**吵赢了。**

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跟产品吵架，**吵赢了。**

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跟供应商吵架，**吵赢了。**

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**“挺好的，不用改了”**

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帮朋友做的logo，竟然给了钱？！

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需求方提前两周排期，

而不是等到上线前三天催命...

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一整天过去了，

屏幕上还没有留下任何一个人的指纹。

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编辑请假没上班。

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媒体老师自发了公司稿件，没花钱！

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发布会自己上了热搜，没花钱！

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大V自己转发了物料，没花钱！

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策划自发刷屏了，没花钱！

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**“今年投放预算翻倍”**

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**候选鸽准时出现在面试地点。**

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在岗同事疯狂拉内推。

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某脉影响力升到全站前10。

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业务方不以奇怪的理由拒候选人。

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“您正在招聘的岗位我很有兴趣，

如果方便，希望可以和您进一步沟通，谢谢！”

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看见前员工离职了还天天穿着企业文化衫。

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领导喜欢自己冲咖啡。

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**公司同事都说人话。**

（“互言互语”比较少）

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在学校被叫了三年学长学姐后，

到公司报复性地管每个人叫哥和姐。

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实习期成功转正，拿offer了。

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实习期转正失败离职后，公司倒闭了。

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互联网人累起来是真的累，但爽起来是真的爽！

作为互联网从业者，最爽的事，就是看见自己做的产品，对社会有价值。

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