如果郭德纲是个互联网人

快来打我* 2023-02-10 13:28 23阅读 0赞

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这几年不知道怎么了，互联网从业者们总喜欢造一些奇奇怪怪的新词。

比如顶部不叫顶部，叫**头部**；

比如需求不叫需求，叫**痛点**；

比如切入点不叫切入点，叫**抓手**…

都是中文，有时候就是看不懂，总结起来，就是**好话不能好好说。**

今天，我们就开个脑洞：

如果郭德纲和于谦是互联网从业者，他们会怎么讲相声——

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**景岁saying：**

如果你看完后没有怀疑自己认不认识汉字，那恭喜你，你的发际线一定不低。

痛点 抓手 场景 生态 头部 腰部 击穿 打法 声量 蓝海 红海 赋能…

互联网行业的这些热门词，每天听多了，再听到都快要ptsd了。

为什么明明有很多可以用的现成的词，还非要创造这些奇奇怪怪的新词呢？

有人说，**互联网公司最擅长重新发明已经存在的东西。**

也有人说，并不是他们不懂所以用这些，而且他们想要唬住不懂的人，所以才新造这些词语去显得自己很专业。

**当然，也有很多人用这些词，主要是为了凑满80页PPT。**

如果再遇见满嘴都是这些词的互联网人，请温柔地送给他几个字：

**说点人话行不行？**

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监制：景岁

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